Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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