What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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