So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
