omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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