Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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