maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Everclear isn't food dammit
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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