Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I seem to have left my pride at pride
farters have to be the big spoon...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
this is an emotional support booty call
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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