I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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