It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You are the jesus of drinking
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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