If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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