i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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