so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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