I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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