id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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