I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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