It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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