Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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