I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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