Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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