Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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