She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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