Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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