Plan B is the new Plan A
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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