I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Dick very happy bro
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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