can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
you had me at cake vodka
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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