it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
