I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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