i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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