New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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