Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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