My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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