Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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