know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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