Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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