glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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