I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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