Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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