Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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