My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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