hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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