i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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