So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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