doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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