check it out our google latitudes are spooning
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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