im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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