yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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