It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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