Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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