My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
