Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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