I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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