their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I met the friendliest cop last night
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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