just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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