is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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