Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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