I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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